The ultimate disclaimer for when things go completely sideways in the shop.
​Inspired by the classic bomb-tech line from The Sum of All Fears, this shirt brings the perfect level of dark humor to the service bay. It reads: "I am an automotive mechanic. If you see me running don't catch up I am on break." Let's be honest, sometimes a repair goes so wrong—like snapping a spark plug off in the cylinder head or watching a customer roll in with a suspension held together by zip ties—that the only logical response is to immediately go on break and run the other way.
​Whether you are dodging the service writer, running from a nightmare project, or just taking a well-deserved breather, this shirt lets everyone know that if you're sprinting, they should probably be sprinting too.
​Product Details & Fit:
​The Dependable Classic: Printed on the trusted Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, designed for everyday wear and long-lasting print detail.
​Year-Round Comfort: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% US cotton for breathable durability in and out of the shop.
​Built for the Bay: Features a seamless body for a smoother fit and reinforced shoulders that keep the shirt in shape through repeated heavy washes.
​Relaxed Wear: The classic fit ensures comfortable movement while turning wrenches, finished with a timeless crew neckline.
​Scratch-Free: Includes a tear-away label so you don't have to deal with neck irritation while buried under a dashboard.
​Ethically Sourced: Made with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) and certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100.
