The "Choose Wisely" Mechanic Tee | Wrench Army

The ultimate warning label for your service bay.

​Every mechanic has heard it: the customer wants the repair done perfectly, they need the car back by 5 PM, and they want it done for pennies. Welcome to the real world of auto repair, where the laws of physics and flat-rate logic apply.

• ​If it’s Good and Fast, it ain’t Cheap.
• ​If it’s Good and Cheap, it ain’t Fast.
• ​If it’s Fast and Cheap... well, good luck on the highway.

​The "Choose Wisely" tee lays out the ultimate mechanic's ultimatum right on your chest, featuring the official Wrench Army STFC crest. Whether you are dealing with a delusional service writer, a rushing customer, or just hanging out at Cars & Coffee, this shirt does the explaining so you don't have to. Stop arguing with customers and let the shirt do the talking. Pick two, and let's get back to wrenching.

​Product Details & Fit:

• ​The Dependable Classic: Printed on the trusted Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee, designed for everyday wear and long-lasting print detail.
• ​Year-Round Comfort: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% US cotton for breathable durability in and out of the shop.
• ​Built for the Bay: Features a seamless body for a smoother fit and reinforced shoulders that keep the shirt in shape through repeated heavy washes.
• ​Relaxed Wear: The classic fit ensures comfortable movement while turning wrenches, finished with a timeless crew neckline.
• ​Scratch-Free: Includes a tear-away label so you don't have to deal with neck irritation while buried under a dashboard.
• ​Ethically Sourced: Made with 100% ethically grown and harvested US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol) and certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100.