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it ain\u0026amp;rsquor;t Fast\u0026amp;period;\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\u0026amp;ZeroWidthSpace;\u003cb\u003eIf it\u0026amp;rsquor;s Fast and Cheap\u0026amp;period;\u0026amp;period;\u0026amp;period; well\u0026amp;comma; good luck on the highway\u0026amp;period;\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\u0026amp;ZeroWidthSpace;The \"Choose Wisely\" tee lays out the ultimate mechanic's ultimatum right on your chest\u0026amp;comma; featuring the official Wrench Army STFC crest\u0026amp;period; Whether you are dealing with a delusional service writer\u0026amp;comma; a rushing customer\u0026amp;comma; or just hanging out at Cars \u0026amp; Coffee\u0026amp;comma; this shirt does the explaining so you don't have to\u0026amp;period; Stop arguing with customers and let the shirt do the talking\u0026amp;period; Pick two\u0026amp;comma; and let's get back to wrenching\u0026amp;period;\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"direction: ltr;\"\u003e\u0026amp;ZeroWidthSpace;\u003cb\u003eProduct Details \u0026amp; 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